After spending the last couple hours re-installing the speedometer on my W-113 I have a theory that the following conversation regularly took place at the factory:
Foreman: Deiter, it has come to my attention that you have been late to work 3 times this month.
Dieter: Yes, it is true. I am very sorry.
Foreman: Because this is your third offence, we are moving you to dashboard assembly.
Dieter: NOOOOOO! Anything but that!