Thought I would add to this interesting language discussion Below (sorry abut the caps) are some words on a sign when my car is shown It is interesting the reactions I get:
ALLES TOURISTEN AND NON-TECHNISCHEN LOKKENS PEEPERS
DAS 1965 ROT. MET. MACHINE IS NICHT FUR FINGERPOKEN UND
MITTENGRABBEN.
ODERWISE, IS EASY SCHAPPEN DER SPROGGENWERK,
BLOWNFUSE, UND POPPERCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
DER MACHINE IS DIGGEN BY EXPERTEN ONLY.
IS NICHT FUR GERVERKEN BY DAS DUMKOPFEN.
RUBBERNEKEN, SIGHTSEENEN, IS PERMITTEN, BUT KEEPEN DAS
COTTENPICKEN HANDS IN DAS POCKETS
SO RELAXEN UND WATCHEN DAS VUNDERBAR MACHINE.
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JB